Suppose there is only one barber shop in your town, and it employs two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, neatly trimmed head of hair. The other's hair is a complete mess. Which of the two barbers should you go to and why? Answer Since there are only two barbers in town, it's safe to assumethey cut each others hair. This being the case, you shouldsit down with the barber with the messy hair.

In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be? Answer The pitcher came in as a relief pitcher.

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer know that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has 12 boughs and each bough has 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to sell? Answer None -- from that tree anyway. A pear tree cannot produce plums.

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Answer Silence

A magician is standing on a concrete floor holding a raw egg with his hand outstretched. Without the aid of any objects, he is able to drop the egg two feet without breaking it's shell. How does he do it?
Answer He simply holds the egg higher than two feet, and then releases the egg. The first two feet it will fall without breaking.

There are two books sitting side by side, consisting of exactly 100 pages. The book on the left is upside down. If you add the page number at the extreme left side of the book on the left to the page number at the extreme right side the right hand book, what is the total?
AnswerThe total is two.

You're in a cement room with no windows or doors. The only thing you have is a mirror and a piece of wood. How do you get out?
Answer You look in the mirror to see what you "saw",take the "saw" and cut the piece of wood in half.Put the two halves together to make a "whole",and then just crawl out through the "whole"!(Of course, kids, don't forget that the type of "hole" you could crawl through is spelled differently than a"whole" as used in a "whole" piece of something!)

A boy was locked in a room by some robbers. All that is in the room is a piano, calender, and a bed. The room is locked from the outside. What does he eat, drink, and how does he get out? Answer He eats the "dates" on the calender, gets water from the waterbed, and uses the piano key to escape.