[Copyright 1986 by Robert Nemiroff]
  
  
  
  
                                ERRATUM
                                    
  
  Several minor mistakes were found in our paper Hooligan,  Einstein, and Ytterbium
  (1986).  First of all, Einstein was found  to be dead and hence could not have fully
  contributed to the paper in  the way indicated.  His inclusion in the author list was in
  error.  Also, Ytterbium was found to be an element and not to exist in the person at all. 
  Please delete 'Cohen' from the benzene group and add his name to the author list.  The
  authors regret any confusion these errors may have caused.  
  
  Furthermore, Figure 4, erroneously omitted from the paper and once thought to be lost
  by the referee, was found in the author's desk drawer.  This figure was later submitted to
  the journal but mysteriously rejected.  The unit base of the other figures seems to us
  somewhat inaccurate.  We are not sure what the unit base should be, but we are pretty
  sure the one that's there is wrong.  Please ignore Tables 1 through 8.  The equations in
  the paper should now be thought of as inequalities.  
  
  In light of the above, section 5, formerly labelled "Important Findings" should now be
  relabelled "Unimportant Findings".  The words "unbiased" and "random" should now be
  translated to "somewhat unbiased" and "hard to predict".  Phrases like "clearly shown"
  and "obviously indicated" should now be deleted from the paper.  
  
  The authors are happy to report, however, that the conclusions in the paper still stand.