A lady goes into a pet shop, and tells the owner that she wants a parrot.
He shows her a beautiful bird.  She asks if it talks, and he says yes, a lot.
She asks if it swears, because she couldn't have a bird that swears, since 
she has two teen age daughters.  She is assured that the bird does not swear.
The owner of the store does point out to her that the bird has lived in a 
bawdy house, but insists that it does not swear.  He sells her the bird,
and a cage, and a cover for the cage.  He tells her to cover the cage if the 
bird gets too noisy.

     So she takes the bird home and sets it up.  She removes the cover, and 
the bird struts up and down on its perch, looking the place over. Finally it
talks,

   "Awk, awk! New house!  New Madam!"

    She isn't very happy with this, so she covers up the cage.  Later in the 
afternoon her daughters come home, and she uncovers the cage to show off the
bird. It struts up and down, looking things over again.  Then it says,

    "Awk, awk! New House!  New Madam!  Awk! New Girls!"

     The lady is even less happy with this, so she covers him up again.  That 
evening her husband comes home, and she uncovers the bird again.  Again it
struts back and forth, and then says,

     "Awk, Awk! New House! Awk! New Madam! Awk! New girls!!  Awk, Awk!!
Same old faces! Hello Charlie!"