From: Jaffe, Lyle D
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 8:02 AM
To: Dockets, FDA
Subject: FW: Aspartame: Manion's Miracle Potion
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From: Dr. Betty Martini [mailto:Bettym19@mindspring.com]
Sent: Saturday, September 11, 2004 2:46 AM
To: Activist List-yahoogroups.com
Cc: DHATTAN-CFSAN.FDA.GOV; Jaffe Lyle D
Subject: Aspartame: Manion's Miracle Potion
MANION’S MIRACLE POTION
He’s with the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation, fools around with their
aspartame projects. Observe his impeccable methodology: For years FDA and
aspartame producers claimed its just a food additive, gets digested, never
never never gets in the blood. And, of course, aspartame is NOT A DRUG, a
pharmaceutical healing agent, say they!
Then C B Manion announced in 1998 aspartame controls pain from arthritis.
This won lots of media coverage, including a write-up in the illustrious
peer-reviewed med journal Clinical Pharmacology: Treatment of
Osteoarthritis With Aspartame. Since aspartame is well known to harden
the synovial lubricating fluid in your joints, with excruciating results,
Manion’s revelation seemed odd at the least.
Finally the truth came out when Dr. H J Roberts ordered records of Manion’s
work: Guess what, there was only a single person in the
“study”: Manion! He drank some aspartame and said: I’m better! Perhaps
it was in a Rum and Diet Coke] Was it the Bacardi that did the work?
We’re awed by this brilliant breakthru by Miracle Manion, and specifically
call attention to the enormous benefits his revolutionary test protocol
brings to medical science which has wasted trillions on double-blind
studies on thousands of subjects to be sure drugs work on a population
basis. No more that! Consider the terrific time economy from lab to
market. When Joe chemist invents the next super popper potion for peptic
petunias all he has to do is swig a shot, say he feels wonderful, and he’s
off to the hall of fame [via the bank].
Now comes Miracle Manion with even more stupendous breakthrough. We knew
he could do it again! His new studies show aspartame cures sickle cell
anemia. Yep, he did it, right there in the lab, watched aspartame get in
the blood and devour sickle cell; call the magazines!!
But what about the “never never never gets into the blood”
proclamations: Well you see it’s like this: Mondays, Wednesdays, and
Fridays aspartame gets in your blood to cure sickle cell and dandruff.
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays its digested because its not a drug and
can’t get in the blood, stupid!
So, you ask, what about Sundays. Depends on the time of day, you see.
Perhaps you’re wondering how our marvelous rat poison makes these
changes: well it’s under psychic control, er … witchcraft. So stop asking
all these fool questions and simply make One Shot Miracle Manion AMA man of
the year for proving what we knew all along: aspartame gets in the blood!
Are you listening FDA, and when will you recall this venom?
More at www.wnho.net www.holisticmed.com/aspartame
and www.dorway.com
Dr. Betty Martini, Founder, Mission Possible Intl, 9270 River Club
Parkway, Duluth, Georgia 30097
770 242-5299