Table of contents for 101 songwriting wrongs and how to right them : how to craft and sell your songs / By Pat and Pete Luboff.

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CONTENTS
From the Authors
PART ONE: IN THE BEGINNING
Wobbly Song Foundations
1. THE ONES THAT GOT AWAY
Be prepared to capture musical and lyric ideas when they come
2. IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE
Have an organized place to keep your song notes
3. THE TOO-EARLY EDITOR
Don't stop the creative flow by judging too early in the process
4. DON'T MESS WITH MY MUSE
Don't think that discipline will hamper your creativity
5. NOWHERESVILLE
Know what you're trying to say
6. HEARD BUT NOT SCENE
Have a clear idea of all the details of the song's setting 
7. WHY BOTHER?
Make sure each song will motivate an artist to sing its message
8. SONGS FROM THE HEAD
Avoid writing songs that are too philosophical, emotionally removed and cerebral
9. REALITY ISN'T EVERYTHING
Don't force a song to fit your reality; let it have its own integrity
10. I DID IT THEIR WAY
Don't write to impress or please others; write from your own passion
11. NO BONES ABOUT IT
Give your songs structure
12. WRITING YESTERDAY
Don't try to write a song like today's hit; don't write dated material
PART TWO: WHAT IN THE WORD?
Watching What You Say in Your Lyrics
13. THE CASE OF THE MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE
Don't be intentionally obscure in your lyrics
14. NOWHERE PERSON
Don't give the singer a negative persona to identify with in your lyrics
15. WHO IS "YOU"?
Don't mix up pronouns in a lyric
16. NOT NAMING THE GAME
Make sure the title is not buried or nonexistent
17. I'M BIDING MY LINES
Get to the point in the first two lines of your song
18. ONE SONG, MANY LANGUAGES
Don't write lyrics with an inappropriate mix of conversational tones
19. X-RATED
Be careful with sex in your songs
20. SING ME A?
Don't depend on punctuation marks to give meaning to your song
21. LYRICAL HANGOVERS
Watch out for lyric phrases that hang over to the next melody line instead of ending with 
their own melodic phrase
22. TO SING THE UNSINGABLE WORD
Beware of tongue-twisting word combinations and hard consonants on long notes
23. I CAN'T SEE IT
Use picture words in your lyrics; instead of talking about the subject, show it!
24. NO REASON TO RHYME
Avoid inconsistent or nonexistent rhyme schemes
25. EPIC PROPORTIONS
Write songs of reasonable length
26. NOT ENOUGH IS NOT ENOUGH
Write enough to express your ideas completely
27. SORTING THE MUSE
Don't mistake poetry for lyrics
PART THREE: MAKING THE MUSIC 
Melodic Mistakes
28. TO STUDY OR NOT TO STUDY MUSIC
Don't think you have to study music theory extensively or play a musical instrument 
expertly
29. FREE SAMPLES
Don't think you can sample from previous recordings for free
30. MISMATCHMAKING
Don't forget prosody: the marriage between words and music
31. LOST, LOST ON THE RANGE
Don't write a melody that has too wide a range for most singers
32. THE LONG AND WINDING MELODY
Be sure your melodies lead to the hook; don't let them wander
33. THE HOOK LINE IS SUNK
Be certain you have a melodic hook or your title pays off melodically
34. JUST ONE HOOK
Include melodic, rhythmic and instrumental subhooks
35. IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CHORD
Make sure your chords aren't too complex or oversimplified
36. DON'T PLAY IT AGAIN, PLEASE
Make sure your verses and chorus aren't too alike in rhythm and melody
PART FOUR: ONCE WRITTEN, LOOK TWICE
Rewriting Wrongs
37. DON'T SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT MY BABY
Learn to accept feedback on your songs
38. STRANGER IN A STRANGE SONG
Check to see that your message is clear; not hidden between the lines
39. YOU'VE WRITTEN TWO DIFFERENT SONGS
Be sure the verses and the chorus aren't about two different things
40. TOO MUCH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH
Don't include song parts or lyrics that don't add to the forward motion of the song
41. NEVER SAY REWRITE
Be willing to rewrite
42. KILLING IT GRADUALLY WITH REWRITES
Don't rewrite a song to death
PART FIVE: TWO HEADS, OR MORE, ARE BETTER
Collaboration Misconceptions
43. DOING IT ALL
Don't think you can/must write it all yourself
44. DIVING IN, CRAWLING OUT
Have an agreement with your collaborator before you start working on a song
45. WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE
Talk openly with your co-writer about every aspect of the song
46. LET'S DO IT MY WAY
Don't insist on your way when a collaborator disagrees
47. I TAKE THAT BACK
Don't try to change your collaboration agreement after the song is written
48. MISSING PERSONS
Know how to deal with a song when there's interest and you can't find your collaborator
PART SIX: GETTING IT RECORDED
Demo No-No's
49. NO UP-FRONT FEEDBACK
Don't spend money on demos before getting informed feedback on the song
50. POISONING THE PRODUCTION WELL
Don't have an overbearing or put-down attitude in the studio
51. TOO MANY DEMOS SPOIL THE WALLET
Don't make too many demos at once
52. TOO MANY PRODUCERS SPOIL THE DEMO
Don't let everyone else make your demo decisions
53. BIG-BUDGET BLUES
Don't spend too much money on one demo
54. JUST JAM IT
Have a clear idea of the feel and sound you're going for in the demo
55. SELF-SUNG DEMO HERO
Avoid singing the demo yourself; hire a dynamite singer
56. LITTLE VOICE LOST
Put the vocal up front in the mix
57. I CAN'T FIND YOUR KEY
Be sure to lay the tracks in the singer's key
58. INSERT INSTRUMENTAL INTERMISSION
Don't put long instrumental breaks in a song demo
59. A BIG OVERPRODUCTION
Keep your demo uncluttered
60. CAN'T STOP NOW
Don't continue to work when the session is going badly
61. SENDING MONEY DOWN THE DEMO HOLE
Make the best of mail-order demos
PART SEVEN: ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY SONG
Pitching Package Pratfalls
62. NO WAY IN
Don't seal your demo package with a roll of tape and a thousand staples
63. LYRICS IN LONGHAND 
Don't send handwritten lyric sheets
64. READ THIS LEAD SHEET
Don't send the lyrics on a four-page lead sheet
65. SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST
Don't put your best song at the end of a twelve-song demo CD
66. CERTIFIED UNACCEPTABLE
Don't send songs by certified or registered mail
67. GUESS WHO WROTE THIS
Put your name and phone number on all parts of your presentation package
PART EIGHT: MAKING DISCONNECTIONS
How Not to Get Your Songs Heard
68. PITCHING PARANOIA
Avoid coming across with a defensive attitude, afraid of being ripped off
69. COPYRIGHT IT, RIGHT?
Don't register every song individually with the Copyright Office
70. STAYING IN THE CLOSET
Don't be afraid to pitch or show your songs
71. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Don't send songs to a company without a specific person's name
72. ONE PITCH AT A TIME
Don't pitch to only one potential recording situation at a time
73. SHOTGUN PITCHING
Pinpoint your pitches; don't force the wrong song on the right contact
74. I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING
Don't be willing to sign everything and anything away at the slightest interest by a 
publisher
75. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF NOTHING
Don't be inflexible in negotiating rights
76. NO SIR, THAT'S MY BABY
Don't be reluctant to let go of a song because you're saving it for your "artist deal"
77. HOLD IT, HOLD IT, NEVER LET IT GO
Know how to deal with songs that get stuck "on hold" with producers
78. MAKE ME A STAR
Don't think that someone is going to "make you" a success
79. NEVER AGAIN
Don't give up after being rejected
80. BURNING BRIDGES
Don't leave a trail of enemies behind
81. LET MIKEY DO IT
Don't expect to sit back and let the publisher or lawyer do all the work
82. READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!
Know what you're doing before you move to a music center
83. DISTANT DREAMS
Don't despair of being a songwriter because you live in the middle of nowhere
84. POLITICALLY INCORRECT
Don't think that politics have nothing to do with songwriting
85. BOONDOCKS BLUES
Don't think you're not important to the songwriting world because you don't live in a 
music center
PART NINE: THE CD RELEASE PARTY'S OVER
Post-Record Release Problems
86. MAJOR LABEL MISHAPS
The record deal rainbow does not necessarily lead to a pot of gold
87. INDEPENDENCE DAZE
Don't think your work is done when you've produced your own CD
88. IN IT FOR THE MONEY
Don't think you'll get rich quick on one lucky break
89. LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY SONG
Be willing to relinquish control over the finished product
90. WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW WILL HURT YOU
Register a song that is getting airplay with your performance rights organization
91. ONCE IS NOT ENOUGH
Join your PRO twice if you're self-publishing
92. NOT WORTH THE PAPER
Don't lose those contracts!
93. IT OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES
Learn about the drawbacks of writing songs for films
94. PENNIES FROM HEAVEN
Don't think your royalties will automatically come to you
95. FALLING OFF THE MOUNTAIN
Cope with your success
PART TEN: WILD WEIRD WEB
Internet Entanglements
96. FEAR OF THE FUTURE
"Éthe only thing we have to fear is fear itselfÉ" ; Franklin D. Roosevelt
97. JUST A CLICK AWAY
Be careful what you click for on the Internet
98. CYBER SONG SHARKS 
Steer clear of companies that advertise they are "looking for hit songs"
99. NO CONTEST 
There are "contests" and there are real contests; choose wisely.
100. FAME CALLING 
Be wary of the caller who says, "I'm gonna make you a star."
101. DOLLARS AND NONSENSE 
Make careful choices about where you spend your money on songwriting 
AFTERWORD
"The fundamental things apply as time goes by..." ; Herman Hupfeld
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Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication:

Popular music -- Writing and publishing.
Music trade.