[Copyright 1988 by Robert J. Nemiroff] Late Paper Session American Astronomical Society Session 42 A New Theory of Everything with only 206 Free Parameters Galaxies that Look Like Birds - Evidence for Duck Matter? New, High-Confidence Statistical Tests that Work with Only One Data Point Can Superluminal Motions be Explained with the Fifth Force? The Earth as a Unusual Population III Star Primordial Valium: Did it Sedate the Dinosaurs? Truly Incredible 3D Movies Generated by a CRAY That Make Star Wars Look Like a Cheap Cartoon - What the Universe Should Look Like Fighting Interstellar Dust with Interstellar Pledge Fully Three Dimensional, 10 Million Point N-Body Codes: Simplified Hand Calculator Versions What To Do When Our Sun Goes Supernova - Which Special-Help 800 Phone Numbers To Call A New Theory for the Light Curve of VV Sag: Aliens Playing Games?