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The picture is hand-painted, old and very, very faded. Apparently the subject is an old woman in a flowered dress, but you cannot quite make out the face. You lift the picture from the wall for a closer look. Behind the picture is a safe!
Unlike most of the antiques in this house, however, the safe seems fairly secure. You try to turn the combination lock, but the tumblers have rusted shut. The hinges look somewhat rusty, too. Perhaps if you had a crowbar or similar tool, you could pry it open.
You are in the master bedroom. What a depressing place!