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Donald Trump states Rebel Alliance should likewise take blame for violence as Death Star had all the needed authorizations

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Death Star had proper permits insists Donald Trump

Donald Trump has insisted the Rebel Alliance should take their share of the blame for the violence in the Star Wars universe after revealing the Empire had all the necessary licenses to collect at the Death Star.Speaking to press reporters to clarify his position on the violent battles battled in between the two sides, Trump discussed that the phony news media are disregarding all the excellent individuals inside in the Empire.”I don’t see anyone talking

about the; we people inside the Rebel Alliance charging at the Death Star despite the fact that it had all the essential documents in location and was enabled to be there.”The Empire followed the rules, and set about its service within the rule of law, is that so wrong? Are we criticising people for following the law now? “If we’re going to explode Death Stars even if they

‘re symbols of injustice, what next? The Sith Temple on Korriban?”Trump also went on to reject that he is racist, firmly insisting that his

favourite member of the Empire is totally black.”No-one has actually done more to bring consistency to the universe than me, no one,”he went on. “You all agree with me, and even if you do not concur with me, you definitely

concur with me that there was violence on both sides, that’s all I’m saying.” Keep in mind, with our combined strength, we can end this destructive dispute and bring order to the galaxy. “Trump fans have actually welcomed the explanation of the President’s position, specifically

due to his previous pre-prepared statement that appeared to condemn the Empire.Trump citizen Chuck Williams informed us,”Obviously what he stated about the Empire the day previously was composed by the Rebel Alliance libtard cucks inside his administration.”But the good news is the power of the dark side is strong within Trump, as you will all pertain to realise, in time.”There are presently

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