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President Lincoln's hair entered into museum. Ain't it time to begin the cloning? |
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(RateBeer.com) |
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The 50 worst beers in the world. Grab an O'Douls and enjoy |
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Scientists invent pill that simulates workout... Farkers can now be buff without leaving the keyboard |
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Photoshop Michael Moore and his talking hands |
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Pentagon deploys seven aircraft carrier
strike groups as part of war games simulating Chinese invasion of
Taiwan. In other news, Justice department determining how to delay
elections should WWIII ensue |
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(Some lost in the 80s metalhead) |
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Rockken with Dokken leads to upside-the-head clockken and out knockken |
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Ex-marine sends donation to school after reading about vandalised minibus on scrap of newspaper |
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Interview with a 15-year-old Palestinian suicide bomber |
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Firefighters rescue man's finger from gas tank |
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Restaurant called "Hemmingway's Bistro" opens in Ernest Hemingway's hometown. Locals embrace new eatery in spite of misspelling |
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Indy residents lining up to put Oscar Robertson's meat in their mouths |
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(Some Guy) |
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At least 30 states are outsourcing IT jobs, using tax dollars to pay for it. Your dog wants curry |
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"Significant Terrorist Incidents, 1961-2003: A Brief Chronology" |
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Woman leaves $1.1 billion to her accountant. In a surprise move, her family has decided to challenge the will |
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Couple accidently given nearly £25,000, spend it in just six days. Jailarity ensues |
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Old woman puts intruder to sleep with stories, photos |
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Southwest Airlines flight from Houston
lands at BWI with 12 unconscious passengers. Airline officials believe
the illness may be food-related. Airline officials forgot Southwest
doesn't serve food |
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Surgeon loses his head during testicle
operation, cuts off patient's penis. Hospital officials considering
giving surgeon the shaft |
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Cartoonist claims Nike stole his concept for stickman drawings. Thousands of kindergartners to follow-up with class-action suit |
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Everyone's thinking it. You just type it over here -------> |
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A desperate letter from Roger Ebert warning the childen of the horror that is "A Cinderella Story" |
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Man distraught to find his ass was stolen |
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Man spends life in search of overpriced, generic, terrible-tasting coffee |
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Man known as the "parking meter fairy" has a pink curly wig |
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"100 Kids Roasted in School Fire." No, that's the actual headline |
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Jack Black gets the greenlight to play Green Lantern |
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House of Represenatives finally grows a
pair (where applicable); votes to cut off aid to an "ally" that has
been raising oil prices, funding terrorists, cutting off people's
heads, etc. |
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And we were all, "Hey, we're the UN, we can do what we want, when we want to." And Palestine was like, "NUH-UH, GIRLFRIEND" |
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"Sly fox" caught stealing newspapers. Must be desperate after their one hit single |
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Unfinished copy of U2's upcoming CD disappears. World breathes collective sigh of relief |
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Kids who sit around watching too much TV more likely to become overweight, smoke and click on every Fark boobies link they see |
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Psychic predicts what life will be like in 2030. Oddly, does not mention second term for President Curtis |
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Photoshop this plume of eerie smoke |
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Britney has cellulite, grabs her boyfriend's weener. The Sun is there |
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Singapore lifts ban on sitcom featuring the "hot, horny, crazy ladies" |
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Hollywood is out of ideas: Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo |
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When attempting to throw a large firework mortar out of your car, ensure the window is rolled down first |
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Martha Stewart sentenced to five months in federal pound-her-in-the-ass prison and two years pound-her-in-the-ass probation |
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AudioEdit your final thoughts before dying in the best or worst possible way |
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(NY Daily News) |
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Britney's boost wasn't booze? |
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Bobby Fischer detained at airport in Japan. Insists he's just a pawn and that he's getting rooked |
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Man drowns in septic tank -- what a crappy way to go |
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Thief snatches bag of money from polio victim, immediately gets creamed by hit-and-run driver |
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What is the best Saturday Morning Cartoon ever? |
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Chillicothe, Ohio high school announces new dress codes. Arreola approves |
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In recent breaking news, MCI discovers
their employees' negativity and sends memo with encouraging words... at
least they still have the coffee |
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(Some Guy) |
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Cat Walking 101: As if your cat didn't hate you enough |
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Photoshop this hippie and his remote-control addiction |
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Health benefits in yummy red wine soon to be available in tasteless pill form |
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Woman threatened with court action for failure to repay an unemployment insurance overpayment of $0.05 |
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Iowa church plans book burning. Fire chief nixes it; suggests shredding. "Not biblical enough," responds pastor |
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The great heavy metal bands are all 20+ years old |
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Brockway, Ogdenville, N. Haverbrook and now Las Vegas. What's that word? Monorail |
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Atheist to deliver opening prayer at Tampa council meeting |
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Maryland prison guard protests
dismissal. Attorney for the state claims guard fired for her own safety
after nude photographs of her raised "quite a ruckus" at her prison |
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Nude canoeing banned on Missouri's Elk River. Nude kayaking still okay |
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(Some Telemarketer) |
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The 16th is "Talk to a Telemarketer Day" |
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Vietnamese boy killed by mousetrap. Stuart Little surrenders to police |
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(gotfuturama.com) |
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Two years after its last episode was made, Futurama garners two Emmy nominations |
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(Some Guy) |
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Blonde with absolutely amazing boobies (not safe for work) |
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Arkansas giant snake, wild cats, coelacanths, hairy elephants: Prehistoric monsters make a return |
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(Some Guy) |
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Teenager's stylin' mullet causes controversey (pic) |
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